
Me in a Minute – Dylan Grobler
February 18, 2025
Me in a Minute – Morne Coetzee
February 18, 2025- Where were you born?
Johannesburg.
- Who did you last text?
My brother’s girlfriend.
- What do you like to do when you’re not at work?
Play Padel, watch football and be with family and friends.
- If you were really tired, hungry and dirty – would you choose to eat, sleep or shower first?
Eat.
- What are your nicknames?
Ash or Ashels
- If you had a time machine, would you go back in time or visit the future?
The past – hindsight is 20/20.
- If you could only hear one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
You’ll Never Walk Alone by Gerry and the Pacemakers.
- If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A burger. All day, every day.
- If you could go anywhere on holiday, where would you go?
I have a bucket list of places I’d love to visit on holiday! Right now, I would pick Italy.
- Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube or roll up from the bottom?
Squeeze.
- Which superhero would you choose to be?
Scarlet Witch.
- What did you do to celebrate your last birthday?
Dinner with family and friends.
- What is your life motto?
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
- What type of music do you enjoy listening to?
If it sounds good to me, I like it. If I had to choose specific genres then I would say indie, rock, metal, and some electronic and drum and bass.
- Tell us something we don’t know about you?
I took a hot air balloon ride over the beautiful region of Cappadocia in Turkey.
- Would you rather be ugly and live forever or be beautiful and die within a year?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I would like to live for more than a year, so I guess ugly and live forever.
- Would you be willing to eat a bowl of grasshoppers for R30 000?
Yes.
- If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else, who would you pick and what would you do?
Trent Alexander Arnold or Mohammed Salah or Virgil Van Dijk and I would stay at Liverpool.
- What cheers you up?
Food, good stand-up comedy, and being around my family and friends.
- Shark diving, bungee jumping or sky diving?
I have bungee jumped and sharks are my worst fear so I would choose sky diving.